Let me take you into our bedroom. Not in that way (okay, maybe a little), but into the story of how a few things from Sexpenditure completely transformed how my partner and I connect.
We used to be that couple – deeply in love but caught in the madness of everyday life. Work, bills, errands, endless scrolling. Sex? Sure, but it had become routine. Same moves. Same sounds. Same “are you done?” moments. Something had to shift.
One random Friday night, slightly wine-tipsy and scrolling through Instagram, I landed on Sexpenditure’s page. The name alone had me giggling. But curiosity got the better of me and by Saturday morning, we had ordered a few things. Things that made our hearts race and… well, let’s just say we haven’t slept the same since.
Here’s what we bought – and how it changed everything.
1. The Rechargeable Vibrator That Knows Your Body Better Than You Do
I thought vibrators were just for solo play. I was wrong. Dead wrong. This little thing became our shared addiction. We started using it together, and suddenly, foreplay wasn’t just an afterthought – it became the main event. He learned to use it on me, I learned to use it on him. We rediscovered each other’s reactions. Every night became a playground.
2. The Couples Ring That Made Him Last Longer – and Me Louder
We added the vibrating couples ring to our bedroom arsenal and bam! His stamina skyrocketed. The added stimulation for me? Insane. It wasn’t just physical anymore – we were laughing, experimenting, exploring. The connection deepened. We were no longer just having sex. We were creating moments.
3. Lubes That Made Friction a Fantasy
Let’s be real – sometimes nature needs a little help. Their water-based lube felt like silk on skin. No stickiness. No weird smells. Just smooth, sensual magic. We even tried their flavoured one (caramel vanilla, thank you very much), and oral turned into dessert.
4. A Blindfold and Handcuffs That Made Us Brave
Who knew a simple blindfold would unleash the beast in both of us? Taking away one sense made every touch, every breath, every sound explode. Add the soft handcuffs and suddenly, we were living out all those fantasies we’d only whispered about.
So… What Changed?
Our bedroom became a space of intimacy again. We don’t just rush through sex anymore. We play. We laugh. We listen. We’ve found new ways to say “I love you” without words. And Sexpenditure? They made it easy, safe, and actually fun to explore.
It’s not about being kinky or wild (though no judgment if you are). It’s about being present. And if a toy or two can help you get there, why the hell not?
Ready to Explore?
Don’t take my word for it – dive in and thank me later:
Your bedroom deserves this glow-up.
