Let’s stop pretending. Nigerians love pleasure more than they admit. But when the conversation shifts to sex toys, suddenly everyone becomes a saint. In public, it’s “God forbid, I can never use such things.” In private, deliveries are arriving faster than jollof rice at a wedding reception.
Here’s the tea. Nigerians are using toys and it’s not just the so-called “bad girls” or “wild guys.” Married women are hiding them in their makeup drawers. Big men are ordering couples’ toys for weekend getaways. Even church workers are secretly placing late-night orders online. If vibrators could speak, half of this country’s secrets would scatter.
From Lekki to Port Harcourt, Abuja to Enugu, sex toys are selling like hot puff-puff. Discreet vendors are making a killing. And the customers? Your boss, your auntie, your favorite influencer. The same ones who pretend to be shocked when the topic comes up at brunch.
The truth is, toys are not just for “freaks.” They help couples keep the fire burning. They give singles the chance to explore safely. And some even have health benefits. But because of Nigeria’s “what will people say” mentality, everybody keeps quiet and pretends they are not interested.
Newsflash. The numbers don’t lie. Nigerians are buying, using and enjoying their toys. The question is, are you still acting innocent or are you ready to join the fun?
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