So you’ve been hearing the gist, right?
Your bestie swears by her new bullet vibrator, someone on Twitter says they squirted for the first time, and now you’re wondering… What’s really going on in this sex toy streets?
Well, welcome to the world of pleasure, Nigerian style. It’s not as wild or scary as it seems. In fact, it’s empowering, private, and yes, completely normal. More and more Nigerians are buying sex toys and nobody is waiting for society’s permission again. If you’ve been curious but didn’t know where to start, this beginner’s guide is for you.
What Are Sex Toys, Really?
Let’s break it down. Sex toys are tools made to elevate your pleasure. Whether you’re single, married, celibate, or situationship’d, they are here to help you enjoy your body better.
They come in all shapes and vibes:
- Vibrators (the queens of solo play)
- Dildos (penetration without wahala)
- Male strokers (hello, real-feel action)
- Butt plugs (for the bold)
- Couples’ toys (you and bae are not ready!)
And yes, they’re available right here in Naija. Not just abroad.
Is It Legal to Use Sex Toys in Nigeria?
Let’s kill the fear first.
No, using sex toys is not illegal in Nigeria.
The police is not about to storm your house because you ordered a vibrator. All that moral panic is just noise. The law doesn’t ban private use of sex toys, and that’s the truth.
So if you’ve been hiding your toy like contraband, it’s time to free yourself. People are using them. From your neighbor to your colleague to that choir member you’re suspecting.
Why You Should Try a Sex Toy (Yes, Even as a Beginner)
- You’ll explore your body like never before
- It adds fire to your relationship or marriage
- Stress? You’ll sleep like a baby after
- Mental clarity and emotional release
- It just makes sex better. Period.
What To Buy First? Let’s Keep It Simple
We know the options are plenty, but here’s a curated starter pack of what actually works:
- Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
Small but mighty. Perfect for clitoral stimulation and doesn’t make noise. - 3pc Non Vibrating Strapon
A solid choice for anyone wanting full penetration fun. No batteries needed, just vibes. - 7.5″ Ultra Soft Dude
Feels like the real thing, soft and full. Your new bedroom companion. - 7.5” Lumino Play Dildo
Glows in the dark. Let the light guide your pleasure at night. - 7″ Sliding Skin Dual Layer Dong
Dual-layer design with a real-feel slide. Once you go sliding skin, you won’t go back.
And please, get a good lube. Comfort and safety first.
Safety Tips You MUST Know
Don’t rush into play without knowing the rules:
- Use water-based lubricants
- Wash before and after use
- Don’t share toys unless you’re using protection
- Keep them stored in a cool, dry, private place
- Read the instructions, don’t freestyle everything
How to Order Without Wahala
We get it. Nigeria is loud. People like to gossip.
That’s why Sexpenditure is built with discretion in mind:
- No one will know what’s inside the package
- Fast and private delivery nationwide
- Secure payment options
- Friendly customer support (real humans, no judgment)
Still Confused on What to Buy?
We got you. Just send us a message with:
- Your gender
- Your budget
- Your curiosity level (you don’t have to be shy)
And we’ll recommend something perfect for you. No pressure, no shame.
Final Words: You Deserve This
Using a sex toy doesn’t mean you’re spoilt, desperate, or dirty. It means you’re in tune with yourself. It means you’re ready to take pleasure seriously. You are not alone. Thousands of Nigerian women and men are already on this journey.
So stop waiting for approval.
Your pleasure is your right.
Use code FIRSTTOY5 for 5% off your first order.
Your body will thank you.
